WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER
dude.. had an epic battle with a huge spider last night. after freaking out, trying to capture it, hiding, and eventually praying, my roomie finally smushed it. meep!
kind of hate how capitalism has trained me to believe that having free time is a bad thing and that i need to be constantly doing something to make my existence worth anything
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.
Tumblr can be so interesting sometimes…