tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
how the fuck did anyone not get that reference
why is this still getting notes
my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Laaaaawd have mercy. Everyones (least) favorite asshole for a mouth is back and sleeping on my couch. In other news, who wants a free couch? I’m getting rid of mine.
sometimes i adore mamrie hart but then other times i adore mamrie hart
this is why you’re not allowed in the car.
They get so hot that the nuclei of the atoms fuse together deep within them to make the oxygen we breathe. The carbon in our muscles, the calcium in our bones, the iron in our blood, all was cooked in the fiery hearts of long-vanished stars.
also: SPACE SHEETS
i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these
The sex would be
OUT OF THIS WORLD
Santa Barbara’s Fairy Tale Cottage Listed for $1.7 million.
I think we’ll take it. Where can I sign?
wow… like modern hobbit living…
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